Doors

It had to be a dream, didn’t it? Except it seemed like Fred couldn’t wake up. He was wondering a building inside someone else’s body -- a woman’s body -- and he eventually came to a hallway. There were a lot of doors, and a voice over the loud speaker said something about picking a door. Then it mentioned that picking the correct door would get his body back, but the wrong door? Well, that’s when the voice became overwhelmed by static and he couldn’t hear any more.

And so Fred wandered down the hallway. He had a chance to get his body back, but there were just so many doors! The likelihood that he’d go back to normal seemed so low. But then again, it’s not like he wanted to be stuck as a woman either. So he had to take a chance, right? And so he opened a door, and...