As a result of the Great Shift, Jeff suddenly found himself in a nice suburban backyard. He saw a handsome man next to him, and he quickly discovered he was female. He knew it would sound crazy, but he had to ask.
“Are you also someone else’s body?” He questioned the man.
“Yeah,” The man replied, “Do you think we’re married? I mean, not you and I, obviously, I mean, like, these bodies?”
“Probably.”
“I was single before this -- a bit of a geeky guy, to be honest, so this is an improvement.”
“Well, you’re quite attractive now,” Before quickly adding, “Not that I’m gay like that. I was a guy before, too. I played football in high school -- not quite good enough to be on a team when I went to college.” Jeff realized he felt the need to prove his masculinity despite having a body that was clarly attracted to her own husband.
“I mean, it’s technically not gay NOW, is it? And even if it was, who cares? Would it even be a big deal if these bodies were married?”
“Are you suggesting we...? No, I can’t...we can’t...can we?”
“Why not?”
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