Thank You

“I d-d-don’t know wh-why you’re gi-gi-giving me all this money, Ma’am,” The homeless man stuttered as he eyed the large amount of cash.

“I think you do. You asked for change yesterday. I didn’t have much, but I dropped what I could. And then that woman not only ignore you, she kicked you as she walked by. She pretended like it was an accident. You said some more confusing words about change; I didn’t think much about it at the time. But this morning, I definitely changed. I had woken up in her body. I can only presume she woke up in mine. I can’t imagine how upset she was to be poor, unattractive, and male. I know I am happy to be rich, beautiful, and female now,” The woman, who up until yesterday had been a man named Marco, said before finally pausing.

“Nope. D-don’t know you. Don’t re-re-remember you. Don’t re-recall getting k-k-k-kicked yesterday either.” The man was starting to twitch.

“Well, thank you,” Marco put the money in the man’s hands before standing up and smiling, “Please let me know if you ever need anything else...”

The man responded only with another twitch.