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Eve was wondering why her fiancé Ken had been acting so strange. He fumbled through his vows even with cue cards even though she KNEW he memorized them and the kiss at the end of the ceremony felt distant. She told herself that he was just nervous and decided to hit the wine hard at their reception.

About halfway through, Eve was thoroughly drunk when Annie approached. Annie and Ken both sighed and told Eve they had something important they had to share.

Eve looked worried, maybe even like she was going throw up, “Oh, Gawd! You two slept together last night, didn’t you?”

“Oh, no! No, no, no! Nothing like that! But we did...swap bodies,” Ken confessed from inside Annie’s body.

Eve’s drunken mind was having trouble understanding, “So I married Annie?”

“No, legally, you still married me, Ken. I doubt any entity would be convinced otherwise...or that body swapping even exists. But the person standing next to you when it happened? Well, that was Annie in my body. And I’m...well...I’m in Annie’s body.”

“But how...?”

“We don’t know!” Annie inside Ken interjected, “We hoped it would all sort of resolve itself after a few hours. But we ultimately decided you had to know.”

“Yeah, well, I just married...I don’t even know who the hell I just married!”

“Just calm down,” Ken spoke again, “We’ll figure it out!”

“But it’s my WEDDING!” Eve began to whine.

“And mine, too! And I think the fact that I am standing here in a satin dress and heels showcases that I’ve got it a lot worse than you, but we WILL figure it out.”