As Riley rushed to the other room, Alex was still picking himself up off the floor. She looked at him to confirm what should be impossible. He swallowed her spit and whispered, “We swapped bodies!?”
“Yeah, yeah, I guess,” Alex said while still on his knees before a smile started to creep onto his face.
“This is serious, Alex! What could you possibly be happy about right now.”
“Riley, you know I have had a crush on you since the day we met. You told me you were a lesbian, and I respected that. But now that I am feeling things from your perspective, there no way you’re a lesbian!”
“But look at my hair! The way I dress!”
“None of that has anything to do with being a lesbian! I can promise you that I feel physically attracted to my own body while I’m in yours!”
“Maybe your just a narcissist and attracted to yourself.”
“If so, I’m clearly not the only one. You’ve been a guy for two minute; you don’t know how to hide it yet.”
Riley blushed.
“Don’t worry.” Alex added, “We don’t have to do anything, but if you WANT to do something, I’d be up for it!”
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