“What the hell?” Andre shouted when entering his dorm room to see an impossibly hot woman on his dorky roommate’s computer, “Who are you?”
“Hang on, guys!” The woman said to the computer, “I just gotta take care of something real quick!” Then she turned to Andre, “Sorry, I’m sure this is a shock for you. But it’s me. It’s Tony. I stream like this because it gets more views, which brings in more advertiser dollars. This college IS expensive, you know?”
“I get it, man. I get it. It’s why I’m glad to have my athletic scholarship. But, are you, like, a crossdresser or drag queen or something? Because, damn, I mean; it’s impressive. I never would’ve...is that really you under there?”
“No. This is...it’s all real woman. Technically.”
“Oh, sh*t, are you trans? Because that’s cool. I mean, I’m cool with that. It’s cool. I didn’t know! But, yeah, it’s cool. We’re cool.”
“Not exactly that either. But, I guess maybe sorta? I can literally change my gender at will.”
“Bullshi*t.”
“For real! Let me sign off the stream, because I can’t do it too many times in a row.”
And sure enough, after Tony signed off and changed into more comfortable clothes, Andre was astounded that the beautiful woman before him morphed back into his nerdy roommate...
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