Saturday, February 1, 2025

Hard Sell

Richard picked up the latest phone at the store. It was one of those newer models that bragged about embedding AI in the software. He scrolled through a few apps labeled things like “voice changer” and “head swap,” but despite navigating around in them, it didn’t feel like they were doing anything. He shrugged it off, chalking it up to the fact that the phone was probably just a demo.

Just as he was about to put down the phone, a clerk arrived. “Can I help you with anything today?” The clerk asked.

“No, thanks. I’m just browsing,” Richard cleared his throat. His voice sounded strange, higher pitched and just wrong. He spoke again, “Just browsing.” There was nothing he could do to fix it. He tried coughing again, lifting his hands as he did. And that’s when he got a look of his hands.

They were soft, dainty, and feminine. In fact, his entire body had become so. He quickly scrolled to the phone’s camera app to get a better look at himself. His head was now somehow attached to a woman’s body! He tried to open the apps back up, but they now appeared to be locked.

“If you want to unlock the full features, like reversals, you have to pay for the full versions of the software...and the phone itself, of course.” The clerk explained.

Richard wasn’t sure he had a choice as he prepared to pull out his credit card. But his wallet was in the back pocket of his pants, and now he had someone else’s body with a short black skirt -- and absolutely no pockets!

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