“...And don’t do anything weird to my body!” Lexi warned from inside the body of a 70 year old woman.
“Weird to your body?” Hank didn’t even want to question what that meant. Thanks to the Great Shift, Hank had found himself stuck in Lexi’s body. She already had pink hair, tattoos covering her body, and piercings in places that he wasn’t sure could even have piercings. Could he really do anything weirder to her body that she hadn’t already done to herself?
“I mean it! Nothing weird!” Lexi again insisted, “Promise me!”
“Um, fine. I promise.”
“Okay, now I’m going to see if the tattoo parlor is still open.”
Hank watched Lexi shuffle away. For the old woman’s sake, he hoped the tattoo parlor was NOT open.
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