Bill was glad he was in the bathroom, because he felt like throwing up. He only hoped this was because he was so shocked to suddenly find himself swapped into the body of the woman he slept with a few weeks ago -- the woman he had cheated on his wife with.
There was, of course, the possibility that he had gotten her pregnant, and now that he was her -- the thought of that only made him feel worse.
He looked over at the toilet, wondering if vomitting would actually make him feel better...or worse.
Then came the knock. A man’s voice spoke, “Is everything okay in there, Honey?”
“Everything is fine.” Bill shouting back, “I’m just taking a giant dump!”
It sounded weird saying that with her sweet sounding voice. The man replied, “Uh...okay... Whenever you’re ready.”
Somehow knowing she also cheated didn’t help him feel any better either, and finally he leaned over the toilet bowl to blow chunks.
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