Omega

“Come on, Bro, Alpha Sigma is having a killer party tonight. You gotta come!” Harrison begged his friend Alex.

“No.” Alex replied.

“You used to be the life of the party! What happened?”

“You know damned well what happened. The Great Shift happened. I turned into a f*cking woman!”

“So did I! I’m still going tonight!”

“No, you turned into a girl! How old is that body? A sophomore? Maybe a grad student at the oldest? Me? I’m like in my late forties! If I do a keg stand, I’m likely to break a hip or something! And even a single beer makes this body gassy and bloated in weird ways. You think I can handle an entire party? I’ll be asleep on the couch by 9PM!”

“We don’t HAVE to drink! We can just have fun and leave early or something!”

“At an Alpha Sigma party? Now you’re just lying to me...”