Roommates

“You need to get up off the couch, stop watching Netflix, and go outside at some point,” Phillip told his roommate.

“Why?” Theo replied.

“Because it’s been months since the Great Shift, and you need to get on with your life.”

“Easy for you to say! You ended up in the body of a super hottie! But, ugh, look at me! It’s hard enough being a woman now, but I wish I was at least mildly attractive!”

“Hardly! I mean, I get the body I swapped into was super skinny, but your body is perfectly fine! Attractive even! Like, if I was still a guy, I totally would hook up with you.”

“I feel like that’s just a variation on something attractive girls say to their dumpy friends.”

“Well, you’ll never find out if what I’m saying is true by just sitting there, so, come on, let’s go out!”