Much Worse

Sean thought he’d hate settling down in the suburbs with his wife, Heather, but he did see an immediate benefit. Plenty of hot moms seemed to jog around in his neighborhood. He’d often stare out the window or drive extra slow when passing one while driving his car. When Heather noticed this, she was bbviously quite displeased by his wandering eye. He promised to stop, which (in truth) meant that he was just going to try to be more subtle about it.

One day as he was about to pull into his driveway, he noticed probably the hottest woman yet jogging. She wore tight leggings that showed off a clearly pert and firm ass. He turned off his blinker and started following her around the block by driving extra slowly in order to keep that ass in view.

Then came the flash of light. Sean cursed at first, thinking his distraction had caused him to crash his car. But a moment later, things were fine. Or rather, things weren’t fine, but he wasn’t in a car crash wreck at least. In fact, he was on the sidewalk for some reason. Looking down he saw feminine feet in sneakers along with legs encased in tight yoga pants. The flatness of his crotch was unmistakable. It got worse. There was the out of shape stomach, the saggy breasts, the flabby arms, and the wrinkles that were forming. Ugh, if he had to be a woman, couldn’t he at least become one of the countless attractive ones?

The only clear next step was to get back home. He felt exhausted and winded as he ran. And he continued to pass hot women joggers as he ran (though many also complained about having recently swapped bodies), but Sean felt surprisingly very little when he looked at them. And then the rare male jogger passed with perfect abs and tight shorts that showed off what Sean realized was a large package. Sean found himself staring. But more than that, he felt a tingle in his loins; he was getting aroused! As bad as he thought this was, he realized it was actually much worse than what he thought!