“Why can’t you do this?” A frustrated Ed asked as he attempted to use the alien body swapping orb.
“Only my species is able to manipulate the device,” L’xyl explained, “And since I am stuck in your disgusting human body and you are in mine, I’m afraid this is the only way to return to normal.”
“But why would you even do something like if we were going to get stuck?”
“It is a typical greeting to better understand a stranger. A brief swap is simply the norm. But I had no idea your species was so unevolved. For instance, stop trying to use your hands to control the orb; your mind alone should be enough to properly connect it into the location to switch us back. Your hands should simply be for focus and guidance.”
“What the fuck does that even mean? Can’t we just call tech support or something?”
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