Pig Sty

“Oh...my...God...Seth...” Was all Audrey could say when she met with him two days after they had swapped bodies.

“What?” Seth protested in response, “I’ve done everything you instructed. I’ve been going to all your classes -- being a women’s studies major really does make you feel bad about being a guy, by the way --, I’ve been doing your hair and makeup, I’ve even picked outfits that are cute but not too slutty! It’s everything you asked!”

“And I’m impressed with all that, actually! It’s just that,” She sighed, “You’ve been living in my place for only two days and you’ve already turned it into a pig sty. Guys are so gross! And I still can’t believe one is stuck in my body.”

“Oh, yeah, sorry. I guess I hadn’t noticed. But if it makes you feel better, your body is clean. I used body wash and applied lotion and everything! Like I said, I didn’t want to misstep, so I’ve been doing everything you asked...I guess I just didn’t think of something obvious that you didn’t mention.”