“Do these pants make my butt look big?” Ed asked.
It was a question Rachel honestly did not expect coming from her husband. Of course, she also hadn’t expected to see her husband to be trying to do yoga by following along with Youtube videos.
“Do these pants make my butt look big?” Ed asked.“It looks the same as it did last week when the Great Shift swapped you into that body,” Rachel sighed.
“Do these pants make my butt look big?” Ed asked.“Oh, so, what you’re saying is that I’m going to have a fat ass all the time now?”
“Do these pants make my butt look big?” Ed asked.“It’s not even technically your ass!” Rachel flustered, “Two days ago you were saying everyone being stuck was a hoax, and that the government was withholding the way to swap back. And now your suddenly worried about that body’s physical appearance?”
“Do these pants make my butt look big?” Ed asked.“It’s probably the government brainwashing me with their chemtrails into acceptance of trans people or something like that, but, dammit, Rachel! This is important to for some reason now!”
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