Last night, I had gone to bed in a dorm room after binge drinking at a frat party as a typical college guy, and this morning I woke up to find myself in a large designer bed in a stylish home in the body of a woman. Going to the bathroom was really awkward and strange, and as I washed my hands I looked at my reflection. I was in the body of an Asian woman, who looked to be in her 40s. It was hard to tell exactly, because even though I could tell she was older than I was, she still looked damn fine. It was weird to think this body was mine, and it might’ve been even weirder that I was sort of checking it out.
Eventually I made my way downstairs, and I tried to find some coffee or somethign to perk me up. And that’s when I heard a voice shout out, “Mom! Why didn’t you wake me up? Are you going to make me breakfast?”
I wasn’t just in the body of a woman; I was in the body of some kid’s mother!
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