“...Because from where I’m sitting, Doc, being old sucks,” Brad explained.
“Surely, you can think of some benefits of your new body?” Doctor Wagner pressed Brad.
“Like what? I can get the senior citizen discount anywhere I go without question? I’m really not sure that’s much of a seeling point when I’ve lost more than forty years of life! Not to mention the fact that my entire body aches, I’m tired all the time, and I need to take more pills each day than I think I have taken prior to all this in my entire life! And I have to deal with all while adjusting to being a woman too! Like I said, Doc, hearing how people take you slightly less seriously because you’re a super hot babe now doesn’t make me feely any better.”
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