Practicing

“What the hell are you doing?” Roberta asked Tony.

“Well, I figured because it doesn’t seem like anyone is reversing the Great Shift any time soon, I should learn how to do some basic woman stuff, like walking in heels.” Tony replied.

“By working out in them? You’re going to break my neck.”

“It’s technically my neck now! And I figured I should go as hard as possible to train myself. Besides, it’s not so bad! It’s almost as if your body has a certain natural balance or muscle memory or something. This should be no problem at all.”

“I’m not looking forward to seeing all the bruises you’ll be putting on my body, but I’m still going to laugh at you as you fall on your butt. So, by all means, begin the workout; I could use some good entertainment right about now...”