Sunday, August 6, 2023

Close the Door on Your Way Out

Brandon heard a knock at the bedroom door as he lay on the bed. “Come in,” He said reluctantly.

A man entered the room. He looked rather timid.

“What are you?” Brandon asked, “Are you this woman’s roommate? Boyfriend? Husband?”

“I’m--I’m not sure,” The man said nervously, “I found myself in this body just like you probably found yourself in that one. Haven’t you watched the news? Or picked up a phone? Everyone in the world has swapped bodies?”

“I woke up with these giant things on my chest. You think I’ve taken the time to do anything but play with them for the past several hours? I guess I’m thankful for the information, but I’d also like to get back to it, so if you could just close the door on the way out, I would appreciate it!”

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