Like a Lady

“Oh, thank God!” Luke said as he turned his chair to see Christina arriving at brunch spot where they had agreed to meet up, “I’ve been freaking out since I woke up in your body! How the hell are we going to change back into our own bodies?”

Christina could only look at Luke in shock. It wasn’t still she finally sat down that she was able to regain her composure and speak. “I don’t know how we swapped bodies. I don’t know how we swap back. That’s why what I’m about to tell you is very important. You are in my body now; a woman’s body. I appreciate that you tried to dress like I would, but there’s a lot you don’t know. For one, that’s a wrap skirt. If you aren’t careful, you are going to expose myself to everyone. Second, when you see, put your legs together. Again, for basically the same reason. You’ve been in my body for less than two hours, and I feel so horrified by looking at the way you’re holding yourself. Please, as long as we are stuck, act more like a lady and be more careful!”