Happy Father's Day

“Dad, can we please go back to the Body Swap Clinic? This old woman’s body is super uncomfortable.” Ethan complained.

“One thing. I asked for one thing for Father’s Day this year, and that was to go to the Body Swap Clinic to swap into a young woman’s body for a day. It’s been two hours, Ethan. Come on,” His father replied, “You didn’t have to participate.”

“Giving up my own body in exchange was the only way I could afford the gift for you! And wasn’t it sort of sweet when the mother offered to take your older body instead of mine?”

“And that’s exactly why we can’t go back yet. It was a four way swap, and I’m not ready to go back to being an old man. And like you said, that mother did everything to keep this woman from ending up in my body. And I’m sure the young woman doesn’t want to be in her own mother’s either. So we’re all stuck like this until it’s time to swap back, okay? Stop whining and let me enjoy this!”

“Yeah, well, maybe having a nagging mother -- or mother-like person -- is exactly an appropriate experience while you’re in an 18-year-old’s body!”