Monday, May 29, 2023

Civic

Saul had been pulling his new Porsche out of the lot when another driver came along and accidentally hit it. The damage was barely visible, but Saul was furious. He got out of his car screaming. The older Asian woman driving the other car got out as well, trying to apologize and exchange insurance information. But Saul was more interested in screaming. Finally, the woman couldn’t take it any more. She recited a few words Saul couldn’t understand, and the next thing he realized, she was driving away not only with his car but also his body! He now just stood there in a state of disbelief watching it drive off. How could she do this? She took his car AND his life!? And he was now in the body of a 50-year-old woman! But the worst part was that this woman drove a Honda Civic!

Saul had been pulling his new Porsche out of the lot when another driver came along and accidentally hit it. The damage was barely visible, but Saul was furious. He got out of his car screaming. The older Asian woman driving the other car got out as well, trying to apologize and exchange insurance information. But Saul was more interested in screaming. Finally, the woman couldn’t take it any more. She recited a few words Saul couldn’t understand, and the next thing he realized, she was driving away not only with his car but also his body!

He now just stood there in a state of disbelief watching it drive off. How could she do this? She took his car AND his life!? And he was now in the body of a 50-year-old woman! But the worst part was that this woman drove a Honda Civic!

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