He was shocked to have Eddie’s door open and see his college girlfriend, Kelsey standing there. But it was impossible, because it looked like she clearly hadn’t aged a day.
“Do you think I programmed Kelsey’s butt too big?” The woman asked, “Her butt wasn’t this big, was it?”
“What the hell is going on here? Who the hell are you?” Frank yelled in shock.
“Come on, Frank. It’s me. It’s Eddie. This was that thing I’ve been talking about for the past 30 years. I finally worked out all the flaws in the tech. Haven’t you been paying any attention?”
“I guess when you talked about recreating people, you meant on a computer screen.”
“Nope. Real life. Nano-technology! In fact, I’m indistinguishable from the 20 year old woman you knew 30 years ago -- except for maybe a few gaps in my memory, which is why I asked about the butt.”
“Turn yourself back, man. This is creepy.”
“It took weeks to get like this! It’ll take weeks to go back, but I can make small modifications, so please, just let me know if I need to adjust this butt.”
After he six pack and a quick run to the ABC store Frank and Eddie drank the rest of the night the next morning Frank got up to pee and realized he was nude and sleeping in Eddie's bed with Eddie as Kelsey next to him also nude. after his morning job Frank woke Eddie and they talked. A month latter the new Kelsey or a redhead version of her going by the name of Edith walked out onto the beach front porch to kiss her man a younger version of Frank who was bigger and bald and black. the two had gotten married and moved to an island near the Bermuda Triangle.
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