Wednesday, February 12, 2020

Dude

“Look, Dude,” Yan scolded, “I get that you’re upset. We all are. I know the last person you want to be stuck as is your own dad. It’s not like want to be you. Do you think I want to be a woman? You need to pull yourself together. Everyone here getting ready for this wedding seems to have swapped with someone else. But we need to figure out a solution instead of freaking out.”

“Can you at least not call me dude?” Lisa cried, “And it’s not just that I’m in my dad’s body -- which is totally weird -- it’s just as bad that you’re in mine. My husband-to-be’s total creep of a friend.”

“It’s not like I’m going to picking up any chicks with this body. But can we focus...please!?”

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