Crosstown

Ralph couldn’t believe the crosstown bus took an entire hour to get him to where he wanted to go. He was running so late. A taxi could’ve gotten him to where he wanted to go in fifteen minutes. Of course, he had sworn off taxis since the last time he was in one. It was because of a taxi that he got this gorgeous body in the first place (after his own was stolen). It was always possible that if he hailed a cab, he’d end up int he same magic taxi that swapped him into this body in the first place, and he just couldn’t risk that. He loved this body! He loved being a beautiful woman, and he wasn’t going to take any chances with it -- even if that meant some very long trips on public transit!