“No,” Dave insisted, “We had a deal.”
“Yeah, the deal was that I let you use your computer program to turn me into a copy of Madison, not some cartoonish freak that vaguely resembles her.”
“Whatever. You abandoned me, and I have to go to the prom alone.”
“Yeah, and you’ve left me stuck with these heavy things on my chest for two weeks! I think if you intended to punish me, I’ve suffered enough.”
“You need to find a way to make it up to me!”
“What could you possibly want?”
“Well, I’ve always had a crush on Madison. I’ve always wanted to get into her pants.”
Henry was nervous; he smiled awkwardly not wanting to piss off his friend too much, but he wasn’t about to sleep with him!
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