Cheap Vacation

Flights to Europe? Hawaii? The Caribbean? They were all too expensive for Brian and Luke, but the two roommates were still very eager to go on vacation. After a failed attempt to find a great deal on plane tickets online, Luke stumbled onto another site. It seemed like a long shot, but a body swapping spell for twenty bucks didn’t seem like a bad idea. When it arrived in the mail a few days later, Brian actually laughed out loud when Luke told him about it. But Luke shrugged it off. What if they at least tried it? They could swap with those women who lived down the hall; they were flight attendants, and flight attendants fly for free. Brian didn’t want to be in the body of a woman, but he didn’t expect the spell to actually work; he told Luke to go for it.

The next thing Brian knew, he was regretting his decision. He was suddenly on a plane, wearing a red skirt, and greeting people coming on. Sure enough, he and Luke had swapped with their neighbors, who were already working their shift. Luke had grabbed a candy bar from the snack cart and was already acting silly as he greeted people. Brian looked off to the distance and was a bit more aloof.

“Where do you think we’re heading?” Brian asked.

“We just keep flying until we get somewhere good,” Luke replied.