A Long Talk with Mom

“Oh...my..God,” Theodore said flatly as he sat in the car and looked over to his wife in the driver’s seat, realizing they had switched bodies, “I told you that your mom was a witch, and now she’s switched our bodies!”

“Stop calling my mom a witch! Plus, you have no proof this is on her.”

“We leave her to babysit the kids and she says some strange incantation on the way out the door. And the next thing we know, we’ve switched bodies.”

“She was just saying goodbye in..uh..Italian, I think.”

“Stop living in denial. She’s a witch! She was sick of arguing and now she’s done...this! I love you, honey. I know we fight, but I love you...but I do NOT want to be you. You need to go in and talk with your mom NOW.”