Traffic Jam

Jerry was stuck in the middle of a traffic jam when the Great Shift hit. Once he realized he was in a different body, in a different car, he rushed back to his own car where he found his wife’s body sitting there with her hands rubbing up and down her body. Jerry explained the situation and the person now in his wife’s body just sat quietly for a moment before responding.

“Well, if you’re looking for your body, it ran out of the car as soon as this whole thing happened. I decided not to rush to any conclusions myself. I started exploring this new body of mine, and I have to say that it ain’t bad. I think I can cope a-okay with becoming a woman if it’s one as attractive as this. Now, if you don’t mind, close the door, I’d like some privacy with my new body. That is, unless you want to come in here and join me for some sort of lesbian fun? Your new body ain’t so bad either, and would it really be cheating? After all, this was your wife’s body.”

Jerry did think about it for a moment before his expression turned to anger. He slammed the car door in the face of what had been his wife up until a few moments ago. He didn’t want to think what kind of scum controlled his wife’s body now, but he wanted no part of that.