In Front

“Hey, Richard, could you maybe walk in front of us instead of behind us?” Mike asked as he turned around, “You’re kind of creeping Jerry and I out. When those two women came up to us, you were lucky; they didn’t swap bodies with you. They did swap with us, and now we’ve got to find them and force them to switch back. We appreciate your help, because we can’t move very fast thanks to these awkward shorts and difficult-to-walk-in heels. But it’s also kind of weird now that we are women; it just feels like you’re sort of glaring at us in a rather uncomfortable manner, especially our asses. Maybe we can split up and help us find the women who stole our bodies? Or maybe you can just buy us some more reasonable clothing?”