Drunk

After downing six beers at the bar, Theo knew he was drunk, but he didn’t realize exactly how drunk he was until he went to the bathroom. Upon reaching into his pants, he struggled to find what he needed to in order to do his business. He couldn’t believe he had so much to make such a simple task so difficult. Of course, in his inebriated state, he hadn’t yet figured out the root cause of his difficult, which was that he had swapped bodies with one of the women he had hit on earlier in the night. He couldn’t find anything because there was nothing to find. After quite a long search, it finally dawned on Theo when another person came in next to him to break the news. He told himself that none of this could be real, it had to be his drunk mind playing tricks on him, but he never remembered anything like this when he had been drunk before...