Hold It

Carl had been pretty happy when the Great Shift swapped him into a woman’s body. He didn’t know who she really was; he didn’t really care. But his sister told him he had a lot to learn about being a woman. She lectured him about the potential of getting pregnant, bras, periods, and so on. Then she stated a rather odd rule, “No pooping in public.”

Carl placed his hands on his hips, “Seriously?”

“Yes, hold it.” She explained.

“What if I am at work.” “Hold it.”

“What if it’s morning at work?”

“Hold it.”

“For eight hours?”

“Yes, women don’t poop in public toilets. Trust me.”

He wasn’t sure if she was kidding or serious.