Nerds

“Are you sure about this?” Jason asked as he shifted uncomfortably in the leather pants he wore.

“Absolutely,” Ethan replied, “You saw how these nerdy Asian chicks dressed before they stole our bodies. They probably had no idea how hot they could look. Once we show off to them like this, they’ll be begging us to use that strange machine of their to switch our bodies back.”

“I don’t know. They seemed pretty happy to be in our bodies.”

“That’s because we were cool, and they were nerds. Trust me, they just need to see us.”

But when Ethan and Jason finally saw Ming and Amber, they simply laughed.

Ming turned to Amber, “Thank God we never, ever will be expected to wear anything close to that ever again. I like being a guy, don’t you?”

Amber nodded.

Ethan’s jaw dropped.