Friday, June 19, 2015

Mess


Adam squatted down in order to look his girlfriend straight in the eyes. He sighed, awkwardly shifting on the high heeled shoes he now wore.

“You’ve really done it this time. First, you use that new body swapping invention of yours to put me inside of your body. Now you’ve somehow swapped yourself with our dog while he is running around in my body. You’re the only one who knows how to use the machine, yet you are unable to with those little paws of yours.” Adam sighed again, “This is a mess.”

His girlfriend barked as though to acknowledge her screw up. But maybe she was saying something else. Adam wondered if she had a plan, but then he realized she would never be able to communicate it to him as long as she was in the body of a dog!

1 comment:

  1. wickdly funny. Maybe they can work out a code 1 bark for yes, 2 barks for no?

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