Sick of It

Joel always knew he was the type of guy that talked too much. Every morning at the bus stop, he’d make a comment about how he’d love to bang one of the hot chicks he saw in the posters there or talk with a friend on the phone about some chinese woman he had slept with. It was so obnoxious, and one day one of his fellow riders decided she had enough. With her slight experience with witchcraft, she decided to teach Joel a lesson. Slowly, Joel’s body began to change into a composite of all the women he had talked about over the years. He took on some of the model-like qualities from the women in the ads; he also had aspects of women he had bragged about sleeping with. Even his clothes changed to match. The witch smiled upon seeing her work, knowing that the best part was that Joel wouldn’t even notice right away. He would’t notice until he was hit on by a few guys. Of course, she was sure that with a body like he had now, Joel would notice his new body fairly quickly. And she’d be long gone before the next realization -- that she was the one responsible for his transformation.