Infiltrate

At first, when Jim was abducted by aliens, he thought it was kind of cool and interesting, and then they started conducting experiments on him. They started switching his brain into all sorts of different bodies, before dumping him back in the woods with the body of a tall blonde woman. Of course, his wife no longer recognized him, and he couldn’t convince her who he really was. He just took some guns from his shed out back and set out to find the aliens and force them to give him his body back.

He located the ship on the outskirts of a nearby city, and strangely enough, another woman was there in full combat gear.

“Let me guess,” He asked, “They got you to?”

“Yessir,” The woman replied, “The name’s Private Henry Carter. I think they were aiming for a general, but I got in the way. They’re trying to infiltrate our ranks. What about you?”

“The name’s Jim. I’m just a private citizen. A private citizen who’s ready to kick some alien ass.”

“You a good shot?”

“The best.”

“Want to cover me as I sneak in? If I’m not back in ten minutes, I need you to come in with guns blazin’.”