Slacker (Part 3)

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Neil continued to stare at his hands when he felt a strange vibrating. This woman’s phone was ringing. He shrugged as he picked it up, still not breaking his fascination with his hands.

“Thank God, Diane!” The voice on the phone said, “You need to rush back from lunch fast! Everyone here is acting crazy! I think you may be the only one who can control them.”

Neil could barely manage a few sounds, “Uh?”

“I don’t even know how to describe it! There are women feeling themselves up in their offices, grown men are crying like babies, a few people have been talking crazy about swapping bodies. It’s all a huge violation of company policy. As the star of HR, you need to show these people that their actions have consequences!”

“Well,” Neil replied, “There might be a problem. I think I’ve swapped bodies too! I am not Diane!”

“Not you too!” The voice screamed.