Uncomfortably

Dan shifted uncomfortably on the bench. He crossed his legs and turned to his friend, Katie, and spoke, “I know we agreed to use that magical spell of yours to switch bodies for a day, but I’m not sure I can do this. Can we switch back now?”

“Now!? No way! It’s only been a few hours! I want the full experience of being a dude.”

“I thought I wanted this to try being a woman too, but I feel all bloated. I have this strange cramp in my stomach. I just don’t feel well.”

Katie laughed, “It looks like you’re going to get the full experience of being a woman! And I hate to tell you this, but we won’t be switching back now or for the next couple days. The magic doesn’t work when a woman is having her time of the month!”