Body swap law

“You are aware that body swapping is a crime, aren’t you, Mr. Pooler?” The detective asked.

“Of course,” Brian Pooler answered as he leaned back in his chair and put his feet on the table, “I’ve been doing a lot of research on body swap law. I also know that you can’t lock me up as long as I’m in Ms. Wilson’s body here, because she technically didn’t commit a crime.”

“It’s only a matter of time before we find your original body and use the station swapper to switch you back.”

“I doubt you’ll ever find my body.”

“Are you saying you killed it?”

“No, like I’ve said, I’ve read up on the law. If I did that, it would be Ms. Wilson here convicted. I’m just saying that you’ll never find it. And that’s about all your getting from me, so if you aren’t chargin me with a crime, and you’ve got nothing to charge me with, then you’ll just have to let me go for now.”