Random

When Owen VanSutter landed on Exchange Island, he was shocked at the new body he was in. He started fidgeting with the yellow bikini and the large breasts it contained.

“What the heck’s going on here!?” He demanded to know.

“Are you surprised?” The resort greeter asked, “You are well aware of this island’s magic body swapping ability, right?”

“Of course! But I didn’t expect to swap with a woman?”

“What a strange expectation, Mr. VanSutter! After all, half our guests are women! And knowing the swaps are random, you should have figured there would be a 50% chance to switch bodies with one for your time here!”

“I figured you guys had some sort of failsafe...”

“When we say random; we mean random!”