Statistically unlikely

After falling victim to the magic taxi and finding themselves in a new body, most people tended to avoid taking a cab. But not Malcolm. It had been a year since his encounter, and he had not stopped taking taxis since. It’s not that he didn’t enjoy his new life as the wife of a high power stock broker, he just felt it was statistically unlikely that he’d ever end up in that cab again. Even if he did, what was the worst that could happen? He’d spend some time in a gross body, sure, but then he’d just target an even richer, sexier body. Finding the cab again seemed like it would be a win for him. Though he still didn’t expect that would ever happen.