Groupie (Part 3)

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As Bruce considered the possibilities, he heard a voice, “Hey, you aren’t supposed to be back here.”

Bruce recognized the voice immediately and replied, “Fuck off, Morty; I ain’t who I look like.”

Morty could immediately recognize the accent and style of speech. He asked, “Bruce?”

“Yeah, it’s me.”

“Why would you want to be a woman?”

“Want to? Look, I’m not sure how this shit happened, but it happened! You think I enjoy this?” Bruce made an awkward semi-feminine gesture with his skirt, but it still came of quite manly, “And if you make some sort of damned comment, I’ll punch you in your goddamn face.”