Normal

Like many, Willard was confused when he found himself in someone else’s body as a result of the Great Shift. He wanted nothing more than to go home, but it was quite a ways away now, and he no longer had his keys to get in. This woman must have a home. At first, he attempted to check his pockets until he realized there was a purse slung around one shoulder. He found some keys and an out of state ID. His new body was only 20 years old, and he suspected by the ID that she was a student at the local college. He couldn’t find anything to tell if she was staying in a dorm or off campus, let alone an exact address. Without knowing where to go, he made his way to a local bar. It was packed with others who were confused about where to go or what to do. The television had been turned on, awaiting words from the President. Willard was shocked to see a ditzy looking blond behind the podium. They had used a suit to try and hide it, but Willard noticed she had some massive breasts. His expression turned grave. At least he was a normal woman and not some kind of caricature.