Conformist (Part 1)

Cosmo woke up in the back of his van feeling...strange. What had he smoked last night? Whatever it was, it was really messing with him. His whole body felt disoriented and weird. He walked outside for some fresh air, but the feeling didn’t go away. It was then he noticed his clothes. They looked so conformist, like something a suburban housewife would wear. Then he realized his body was filling out the clothes just like a suburban housewife would! He had a new body! It didn’t bother him that he was a woman, but it did bother him that he was in the body of such a lame one!