I'm not crazy

“You’ve got to believe me! I’m not crazy! I’m not! I swear, I’m not this Asian woman! She stole my body! I’m a man! She had this medallion, and when she touched it to me we started changing into each other! I don’t belong in this mental institution! My mind in sound! I can tell you everything about myself! I’m really not crazy! I know it sounds crazy, but bodyswapping is possible!  I’ve experienced it! I’ve seen it first hand! Please let me out of here! Get me out of this straight jacket! I’m not crazy!”