Relatively speaking

Samuel had been on vacation in Paris for a week, but he had already met and feel in love with a wonderful woman. Even though he barely spoke a word of French and she only knew a little English, the two were instantly in love. As they shared a picnic in the shadow of the Eiffel Tower, something strange began to happen. Samuel dematerialized and was absorbed into his lover’s body. His soul quickly took control and he smiled with the thought that he’d never have to be apart from her! But then he opened his mouth, and he realized that he could only speak French! It was weird to not be able to understand a single word that he was speaking!