Notice (Part 2)

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Bert made his way back to his car, still completely unaware that his body had been swapped with a woman’s (the lab techs had stealthily switched the pair’s keys and other immediately needed items). As he unlocked the door, he heard a woman shout, “Honey, I know you probably think you’re young enough to pull that off, but your ass is hanging out of the bottom of those shorts. Some of the rest of us don’t appreciate it.”

Bert looked around hoping the catch a glimpse of whoever this woman was talking about, but didn’t spy another soul.

“Don’t pretend like you don’t know I’m talking to you,” The woman continued.

Bert was baffled as he got into his car, finding it strange that he had to adjust his seat.