Friday, January 6, 2012

Super Mario Sisters

King Koopa had tried countless times to kidnap Princess Toadstool and take over the Mushroom Kingdom, and he had be thwarted again and again by those darned Mario Brothers. Their main motivation always involved rescuing the Princess, probably out of some never-satisfied crush on her. Then it dawned on him--eliminate the motivation! He had one of his minions slip a unique magical hormonal mushroom into the plumbers’ path. The change was almost instant as they morphed from overweight men into attractive women. They both screamed. But King Koopa smiled. Why would they bother him now? No longer would they have to vie for the Princess’s attention; they could now satisfy each other’s sexual desires. Heck, if they wanted to, they could probably satisfy themselves! Now Koopa could continue his plans to take over the Mushroom Kingdom with no interference from the Super Mario Sisters!

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