Girls' night out

“What the hell did you do to me?” Ralph screamed to his girlfriend, “You took me and Frank into the back room of this club, threw some weird pixie dust sort of stuff on us...and now we have long hair and boobs...and VAGINAS! Not to mention the clothes we’re wearing. I mean, what’s up with these heels!? And these leggings give me a freakin’ camel toe!”

“I’m sorry, Honey,” she responded, “But I told you I needed a girls’ night out and all my female friends were busy. I promise I’ll change you both back at the end of the night...”