"How could you do this to me?" Eric yelled.
Doug was puzzled and could only respond with a single word, "What?"
"Look at the body you ended up with after the Great Shift, and look at mine! Your boobs are huge and my chest is flat. You have perfect blonde hair and mine is a burnette mess! You ended up with a gorgeous body and I just can't compete! How dare you!"
Blond is not better than Brunette! Many of us prefer Brown or Black hair to white or yellow hair.
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